Dumbf said that a record big crowd
Had made him authentic and proud
Though film facts and TV
Showed crowds sparse as could be
To say so could not be allowed.
When Dumbf braggadocious said,"Hell,
think that I'm stupid as well."
Quite so. it is fitter
When blitzing on twitter,
At least you could learn how to spell.
Said Dumbf," Normal ways won't avail. A
Different regime must prevail. A
In dealing with ISIS
Is to take notes from Vlad the Impaler."
Dumbf’s grasp of the truth may be woolly
But let’s hope that he’ll understand
That he gains no respect
If he acts, in effect,
As a blowhard, a braggart and bully.
Dumbf said, “I
have found a solution
With my reckless and rash resolution;
I can only bear grudges
At federal judges
Who uphold our true constitution”.
Brash Dumbf became visibly mad
When he found all the best judges had
Not taken long
To declare he was wrong.
Poor Diddums. Sore loser. How sad!
Poor Dumbf's credibility snapped
When his dealings with Russia were zapped.
He thought, "I'm the person
To create a diversion -
I'll tweet that my phone has been tapped".
Dumbf said, "All my tweeting to you
contain a small falsehood or two:
But a lie or a bluff
If said often enough -
Even I end up thinking they're